About Tessa Alexanian

  • robot whisperer by trade
  • aspiring effective altruist
  • prior bay area pun-off champion
  • amateur biohacker
  • former tall ship rigging officer
  • occasional illustrator
  • burgeoning rock climber
  • hoarder of costume-making supplies
  • chronically overenthused

I swore an oath upon honor and cold iron before departing Waterloo, Ontario to become an engineer at Zymergen in Emeryville, California. I now spend my days attempting to persuade robots to do biology experiments.

I have a resumé, if you're into that sort of thing.

I look like this:

Image of a mid-20s girl with blue hair standing in front of some posters. The girl is me.